Two Vampire Senryus

Vampires

 I Spooked Dracula
With a loaf of garlic bread
Man what a p***y



My own Opinion
Who was the greatest vampire
There is no contest

Author's Note

C'mon. Who doesn't love "The Count?" Jehovah Witness kids weren't allowed to watch Sesame Street because of him. No wonder those dip shits can't count

Reviews

[N!LoC]

im sure lots of ppl would say that doofus twilight guy is the best vamp ever.. but hey... the count is cute too lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks N! LoC. It's good to hear from you

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Clever, as always, my friend. Halloween is in full bloom, and I have to agree with you, "The Count" is probably one of my favorite vampires of all time :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Hey was our childhood buddy. Twilight can't compete with that

[Commanda Panda]

I watched Sesame Street on a regular f*****g basis when I was a kid, thank you very much. That's why I can only go as high as ten.

[Baby Ricochet]

I didn't learn how to count until boot camp

[Mark]

Ha the Count is still second place to Bella Lugosi in my estimation!

[Baby Ricochet]

Everyone has a favorite

[Angi]

Ha! That first one had me laughing out loud! Now, the count is pure awesome. Thanks for the laugh, Baby. Angi~

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you angi

[Nia Hope]

Lol the count is the best vampire ever..... One great poem ah ah ah!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Ankara

[Joyce S. Greene]

LOL, BR. Both senryu were terrific!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you..........

[DrD]

My vote goes to Vampira, but that was probably before your time. Well done, BR.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Dr D

[Commanda Panda]

I'm kinda fond of Keifer Sutherland in Lost Boys.

[Frieda P]

Your Senryus are fun but the author's note is even more entertaining, ha! Yep, love the count....

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you frieda

[icelandicblue]

You've got to love the count. Nice holiday senryus.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Blue