Get Out Of Our Park

For s***s and giggles

They threw me out of Sea World 

I had a harpoon gun 

I said hey where's the shark tank at 

I did it just for fun 

They beat my a*s at Disney world 

For hitting on Snow White 

The seven dwarfs ganged up on me

It wasn't a fair fight 

And then the scene at Bush Gardens 

I drank a tub of beer

I had to wrestle Alligators 

When I fell off their pier 

They said I put on quite a show 

But bounced me on my a*s

They took away my souvenirs 

and tore up my free pass 

Universal Studios 

I'm not allowed to enter 

Then there was the incident 

Way down at Epcot center 

I put on a Nazi Uniform 

and marched in their parade 

I yelled SIEG HIEL at the cops 

and stormed their barricade 

Those tazers really f*****g hurt 

They barbequed me good 

I still get letters from the lawyers 

Stay away is understood 

I steer clear of theme parks now 

They say it's for the best 

I'm really only laying low

Before my next arrest 

Reviews

[Zahra]

haha this was really funny. A fun write, really enjoyable.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Zahra

[Matching Socks]

Love the sense of humour, this had me on stitches! So glad I read this.
Great rhyming too.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Matching Socks]

Welcome...

[Relic]

Haha, have I told you your funny yet. Well, I'm telling you now, you're funny. :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Relic. I appreciate it.

[Coyote Poetry]

I enjoyed the poem. Some folks don't have sense of humor. I would like to see someone wrestle a alligator. Thank you for sharing the fun and entertaining poem to read.
Coyote

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Coyote

[Rita L. Sev]

Haha! Still laughing at the image of the seven Dwarves ganging up on you. :) Thanks for the chuckle, Mark!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Troy Henson]

Hahaha this was great! You sound like a typical guy/boy just wanting to have some fun. Get to another theme park....I cant wait for part 2.

Troy

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks tROY

[Tai Ryens]

Definitely hilarious, had me chuckling the whole time. Well done! You never fail to impress with that sense of humor of yours!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Tai

[Marie]

You should only be allowed out with a collar and a leash.

[Baby Ricochet]

Now that's kinky

[s y e]

HA! You make me laugh each and every time... This was hilarious, I loved it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Noodle