A pointless short very short story

Just loosing up

I saw a billboard 

It was in spanish 

I can't read Spanish 

So I don't know what it said 

It was a guy in a suit with a baseball bat 

It had to be a lawyer 

Lawyers are always threatening to kick someone's a*s 

There's an insanely hot spanish chick at the gym I go to

Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick is that girl ever packing 

If I dared tried talking to her 

or even look at her for too long

My girl might just smack the s**t out of me with a baseball bat 

Maybe that's what the sign said

I can't read spanish so how would I know 

I said this story was pointless. 

Reviews

[Duncan Brown]

France France France France................

[Lyn Anderson]

Up to your usual fun I see. Glad to read you again.

[Inda]

Fantastic pointless story! I forgot how much I enjoy your use of language and your honesty, keep them coming!

[TL Boehm]

Thought it was funny! Sometimes we just need to write because we can. I collect unicorns. That's pointless. Well a unicorn has a point but there's no point to the point. My point being...where are you?

[Lyn Anderson]

Can a person like a review? Because I like this review. I missed you and your quirky sense of humour.

[Troy Henson]

How is this pointless?? I actually needed this

[Troy Henson]

ah well thats charming. who would take to WC to carry on like this??

[Tiana]

Not pointless -- extremely entertaining that it cracked me up!

[rach]

I like the way you connect things, playful and entertaining.
Nice work.