Epic Fail

My first write in over a year. For those of you who don't know my shtick I write in plain language with a lot of swearing thrown in so any yokel can understand it. I'm not much for subtleties.

I swear I heard all this before

I did a double take

You let it slip right through your grasp 

That's some fucked up mistake 

Plagiarizing your enemy 

Whom you claim corrupt

I gotta tell ya pookey bear 

That couldn't be more fucked 

Then pretend it didn't happen 

Oh that worked out just great 

You gave the enemy ammo 

served on a silver plate 

There's people out there hard at work 

They're chomping at the bit 

Waiting for you to f**k s**t up 

Then bury you with it 

These people are professionals 

At slinging all the mud 

The media's not too keen on you 

They want to see your blood

Your crew's a pack of amateurs 

Your strategy's a joke  

Keep playing to the stupid folk 

With hatreds you provoke

BENGAZI! BENGAZI! BENGAZI! 

The same old email line  

A broken record in my ear 

You just sound asinine

You're playing in the big leagues now 

The fix it could be in

My confidence is negative 

You're never gonna win 

 

Author's Note

Trump. An ant at an Aardvark farm's got a better chance than he does.

Reviews

[Chris]

So was her speech writer a "closet" Dem or what? None of the big guys write their own speeches afterall. How did the guy find the thing to copy from - without intent? Someone had to do some sort of Search and those are reviewable EVEN if you delete it from the local machine. Sounds sort of planned somehow - follow the money.

[Baby Ricochet]

Yep. You'd swear she was set up for it.

[Chris]

as I said - follow the money. And exactly how long before a MEDIA rep was on-air shouting the charges...sigh.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, what a mess...and some might feel "what a mess" if this goes any further than it has...and how has it gotten this far?

just sayin'

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob

[Tomás Ó C..]

I hope he doesnt get in. The problem is is that rednecks in America DO vote... and that he just might...

[Baby Ricochet]

Trump can't carry the white house on the angry, white & stupid vote alone. Women, African Americans & Latino voting blocks will overwhelmingly vote democrat just as they did in 08 & 12. Besides, the ruling elite don't want Trump either. He's too unpredictable. He just might be crazy enough to start some s**t with the Russians. The elites don't want that kind of aggravation & will let their influence stack towards Hillary. They managed to shoot Bernie down. Derailing Trump will be cake.

[Tomás Ó Cárthaigh]

I hope so!

[Pryde Foltz]

I feel so sorry for her ... when she married her sugar daddy she had no idea she would have to tap dance and sing for her dinner.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thank you Pryde

[Pryde Foltz]

i just posted a l'il homage to you. mate. It really is good to have you back:)

[Relic]

It's good to see you back again Ric. Your style is uniquely yours. :-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Relic

[Relic]

You're welcome Ric.

[Sami Khalil]

A strong and powerful message and even exposure to all this political nonsense and plagiarizing. I'm disgusted with all of the rhetoric and negativity...An excellent comeback. You should read this at the convention...:)...................

[Baby Ricochet]

Get Ted Cruz to read it. They might lynch his a*s. That would be great.

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha....)))))))))))

[Rita L. Sev]

Exactly. Perfectly penned, Mark. Good to read your no-nonsense words again!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Michael G.]

Well done, sir. Shot straight from your hip. I keep waiting for the real candidates to show up.

[Baby Ricochet]

Me too. Thanks Michael.

[V]

Not many people write about political topics or ones dealing with society etc, your language might be simple but expressive, I like the straightforwardness, the vulgar expressions make it rawer, more authentic and entertaining to read. Poetry can have so many different forms and you managed to create a modern piece of poetry.
P.S.: Your word use doesn't seem "plain" to me.

[Relic]

He has always bee this good. Read some of his older poems. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vanessa

[V]

You're welcome.

[Tate Morgan]

There's people out there hard at work
They're chomping at the bit
Waiting for you to f**k s**t up
Then bury you with it

BENGAZI! BENGAZI! BENGAZI!
The same old email line
A broken record in my ear
You just sound asinine

Oh hell Ric you got me laughing again thank you well done. You and i are both commenting of late on the crazy political world of the elitist scum

[Baby Ricochet]

For sure. Thanks Tate