Miss Mary

A little ditty I put together

I'd kill to be a Mary Sue
Because real life just can't do
I'd be upgraded to perfection
And happily look at my reflection

Perfect hair, perfect eyes
Perfect body, perfect life

No one calls her rude
Or wrong to speak aloud
She's got so much pulchritude
Mary makes everyone proud

Perfect hair, perfect eyes
Perfect body, perfect life

Mary Sue's got it all
And for a Gary Stu she'll fall
It's just like a fairytale
No way, this marriage will not fail

Perfect hair, perfect eyes
Perfect body, perfect life

Yeah, I'd kill to be a Mary Sue
But who to kill: how 'bout you?