Pollution-A Satirical Essay.

The problem with the world today is pollution. It all began in the 1920s when cars and airplanes started to be built. The nature of the problem is we are being affected by poisoned air and water. The problem affects adults, teens, children, infants, and animals. People have been trying not to litter as much. They are trying to clear the oceans of waste. Some proposed solutions would be to stop making gas powered cars. Stop using factories that create gas or pollution from the top of it. They can stop putting waste in the ocean. They can put waste in wetlands because animals can be protected by it. I will propose that everyone will have to wear a scuba suit because evidence shows that clean air will be produced no more pollution and better water.

            For example when they wear the scuba suit without the helmet the air will be cleaner. When they put the suits on and make waste in the suits. The suits on the back of it will make fresh smelling air. The air will come in all different scents. The scents include watermelon, sour apple, pineapple, grape and cherry. Dr. Marvin Green said, “The suits will help make the air cleaner. The scents will have a nice smell, but the air will be cleaner.” On the other hand, people have been talking about the suits for a long time.  They have liked the idea of having a suit that could produce fresh air and beautiful scents come out. Moreover, 200,000 out of 300,000 people liked the idea of the scuba suits providing cleaner air.

            Another way that scuba suits will come in handy is that they will be able to fly. They won’t use gas. They will use the waste as well to be able to fly. If the people are able to imagine that they can fly they will be able to. It will help them with not creating pollution. Since everyone knows that pollution is harmful to the environment. 20,000 out of 25,000 thought it would be fun to fly in the scuba suits. They won’t have to use airplane which causes air pollution. Dr. Katherine Maker observed that people have been having more fun with them being able to fly. She has also observed that air pollution has gone down to zero. Imagine a world with flying people. No airplanes in the sky. How much fun would that be?

            Another reason why the scuba suits are a good idea is because our water will be cleaner. Nothing toxic will be getting into the water. The water will be clean. People will be able to drink water without it being contaminated. They won’t have to worry about their kids going swimming in the ocean. They will be able to swim in the scuba suits. They will have fun and adults will be able to relax. Sharks won’t be able to eat the kids either. The scuba suits will be able to protect them from danger while they are swimming. The suits will still create a lot of clean air. The suits as you are making waste in the water will be able to turn it into waves. The waves will be different colors. The colors the waves will turn will be green, red, orange, pink, black, yellow, and any other color that you love. 20 out of 30 people have been happy with the color changing waves.

            In conclusion people will create cleaner air when we are wearing the scuba suits. When we make waste in the suits they will come out into different scents making everybody happy. We could fly if we use our imaginations with the suits on. We won’t have to use airplanes. In the water we will be protected. We will be able to make different color waves. The waves will be fun to ride one. I would love to be able to fly without creating air pollution. I would love that the water would not be contaminated like it has been. That the air will smell as pretty as our perfumes. That is a dream come true for everyone that will not want to make waste anymore.