Oh What Happened?

This is kind of based off the song Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. This is dedicated to my first ex David. :)

There is a dent in your car,
A big dent from a metal object,
Oh my gosh,
There are scratches all over your car,
It looks like your car was keyed,
Oh my gosh,
Your head lights were smashed,
It looks like it was done by a bat,
Oh my gosh,
Your tires have been slashed,
It looks like someone took a knife,
And they slashed your tires,
Oh my gosh,
How did my name get into your seats?
I guess it was carved there.
By yours truly.
While you were with that tramp.
I came by and destroyed something that was near,
And dear to you.
Like how you damaged my heart.
Oh my gosh,
What happened?
Whoops I guess it was my fault.

Author's Note

Hope you enjoy.

Reviews

[Blue tailed kite]

Revenge is sometimes what calms us when someone close hurts us...this poem reminds me of the music video by Taylor Swift "Burn". Thanks for sharing

[Dutch Jr.]

This is a funny poem. Worded very comically. Nice job.

[tynamite]

I like the way this is wrote. I also like how the poem has a long list of damages done to the car. It sounds very revengeful. I've favourited it.

[r]

Lol! That is SO funny. Guess he got what was coming to him. xD

[Kaitlyn]

He clearly got what was coming to him! Haha I guess the saying is true... "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

[Kat Plunkett]

LOL :d Get the stupid jerk :D

[Princy]

Hell yes! I did njoy the angst u took out!
m/

[Nianque]

It did remind me of Carrie Underwood's song.