Scene: Breast Reduction/Therapy

A: So Dr. Jawsh I wanted to talk to you about a certain surgery I want to get.

J: Well, I am your doctor. So talk to me.

A: So I was thinking about getting a breast reduction surgery. How much is that gonna cost I wanna go down to a B.

J: Hm. Well, I don't do them personally. BUT, it may cost a good several grand. See, here Dr. Jawsh's office we believe they are meant to be bigger, not reduced in size. So, if you want to be reduced, we charge major extra for that. :)

A: Haha well as you can see I already have a big chest DD for that matter..well I would like to say I want smaller so people don't have to stare. especially guys... *stares at Dr. Jawsh* hey look up here not down there.

J: Oh. Sorry. I thought I saw something besides those huge things. Hmm...well I see your concern. However, I think you should be flattered that guys want to look. You should embrace your..."assets" and show them, not hide them. *gives a wicked smile*

A: slaps Dr. Jawsh* You see guys only ask me out for that reason...what other reason is there Dr. Jawsh?

J: Ow! I was only glancing, jeez! Maybe they ask you out because...a female with your size is bound to be a good person and her inner personality shows through her breasts. Ever think of that?

A:Umm wouldn't that be heart Dr. Jawsh? *sighs* you're a jerk you know that I think I need a therapist.

J: *gets one last look them* Ya know what? I think you are absolutely right. You know, I'm also a therapist on the side. *winks*

A: Awesome, I guess you're my therapist. *sighs* last time I hire a boy doctor.

J: Yay! I am officially your therapist. :)

A: next day Okay well yesterday my doctor was hitting on me then I got so scared I wanted to stab him in the face.

J: Hm. I see...and do you always feel like you should "stab someone in the face"?

A: Umm well no only the people that scare me which is barely anybody

J: Hmmm....*scribbles on notepad* But what makes this doctor so scary? *raises eyebrow*

A: *smirks* his wicked smile like he was gonna rape me or something

J: *writes down something on notepad* and do you feel like everyone will rape you? or is just guys? or what?

A: Just guys... I've been through it before and I never wanna go through it again.

J: *writes again on notepad as timer goes off* Well, I guess that marks the end of today's session.

A: Alright bye Mr. Therapist. *walks away* that guys a creeper

J: *shuts door behind client. Walks back to notepad and examines it. it's a picture of the client's breasts*

MUAHAHAHA!!

Reviews

[Felipe]

lmao nice

[Joshua Donahue]

another great scene!!! (with me, of course) :)

[Princy]

Damn that's major rofl!
xD

[Leanne Conway]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!