I've Beaten the Crap Outta a Few People

So I took my shoe off,
And smacked you across the face with it,
Then I took my fist,
Gave you a black eye,
Then I kicked you right in the nuts,
How does that feel?
Then I got a Bebe gun,
And chased you around the block with it,
Until you got hit in the shoulder with it,
My favorite part of it all,
Was when I grabbed that two-by-four,
And beat the crap outta ya with it,
It was so funny to watch you scream!

Reviews

[Steven Cash]

Whoa, violence! Should be rated R18

Just kidding lol

nice!

[Angie Diane♥♥]

lol xDD don't you just love it. :D

[Steven Cash]

yea I have folk in mind too

[Angie Diane♥♥]

xD that's cool. :p

[Leanne Conway]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marlena]

XDDD Hehe, how silly xD I loved it, very silly xDD

[Yami no Hime]

This made me feel a lot better about life

[Shin]

HAHAHAHAHA, hilarious!!!!!!!!!! I loved this part:

Was when I grabbed that two-by-four,
And beat the crap outta ya with it,
It was so funny to watch you scream!

Awesome poem, I really loved it, nice work!!!

[Felipe]

this was funny XD,scary too LOL

[HappyTaylor]

Well now I know not to make you angry!!!! I love it though. made me kinda smile in a sick way. haha

[Marie Harrison]

Ha! Don't want to make you mad Angela. This was a cute poem to me. You are always so sweet. I can't imagine you doing any of these things. I enjoyed this poem. It was very humorous to me!

[Joshua Donahue]

so funny and deadly! shows not to mess with you! love the third-to-last line. brings back memories. lol. :)

[tynamite]

great poem because it describes how people can feel in their mind and what they want to do to someone but eventually don't do it because it's too bad but they still punch them anyway but not give then gbh