I've Beaten the Crap Outta a Few People

So I took my shoe off,
And smacked you across the face with it,
Then I took my fist,
Gave you a black eye,
Then I kicked you right in the nuts,
How does that feel?
Then I got a Bebe gun,
And chased you around the block with it,
Until you got hit in the shoulder with it,
My favorite part of it all,
Was when I grabbed that two-by-four,
And beat the crap outta ya with it,
It was so funny to watch you scream!

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[PadfootBlack]

Ummm... is it wrong that I found this really funny?