Sasuke: Chicken Butt Hair

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Sasuke: Chicken Butt Hair

                Sasuke and Sakura were walking home from the park. They had been on a date. Sakura was looking at Sasuke with a weird look on her face. She had just noticed that his hair style was in the style of the chicken butt. Oh the stupid girl.

                “Sasuke, why do you have your hair like that?” Sakura asked stupidly. How didn’t she notice his hair earlier? Didn’t she like him since they were young? Well it’s stupid that she didn’t notice then. (Insert this face here -.-)

                “What do you mean?” Sasuke asked giving her a questioning look.

                “Your hair is in the chicken butt style.” Sakura said.

                “IT IS NOT IN THE CHICKEN BUTT STYLE! SHUT UP!” Sasuke said angrily. (Insert this face here. O.o)

                “It so is! Don’t lie to yourself now sweetheart.” Sakura said with a little attitude.

                “It is not!”

                “Is too!”

                “Is not!”

                “Is so!”

                “It is not!”

                “Wanna bet on it?” Sakura asked.

                “Fine, whatever you want if you win. If I win you have to buy me a full month of chocolate chip cookies. And you can’t miss a day or I will blow your house up.” Sasuke said glaring at her.

                “Fine we will poll some people. If I win you have to kiss me for a month. Every time I want a kiss.”

                “Okay useless girl you are on.” Sasuke said.

                “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”

                “I called you useless.” Sasuke said. Sakura gave him the coldest glare. Then they went around town to poll everyone. Along the way they ran into Naruto. Naruto gently punched Sasuke in the shoulder. It turned into an all out explosive fight. Naruto won and walked away. He left Sasuke defenseless on the ground. Then eventually Choji squished his face into the pavement because he didn’t watch where he was going. After all that they finally got ready to poll people.

                “Hey Ino Pig! Does Sasuke have chicken butt hair?”

                “Yes, he so does!”

                “Yay one for me! None for you!”

                They walked up to the next person which happened to be Naruto. A brawl broke out again. And again Naruto won. “Yes, he has chicken butt hair! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE FREAKS!”

                They went to Neji. “Of course he has chicken butt hair.”

                By the end of polling everyone they know Sakura was in the lead. “HA you so have chicken butt hair!”

                “I still don’t believe you!”

                “We just polled everyone we know even your brother and he agreed!”

                “You’re so useless.” He said and walked away.

                “Uh, uh, uh, where do you think you’re going you owe me a kiss?” For once we felt bad Sasuke cause he had to kiss that pink haired failure.

Reviews

[Ace D Portgas]

Lmao Naruto is whooping Sasuke's a*s

Aww I feel bad for Sasuke...He has to kiss Sakura....UGH!!!!

Another funny chapter, it is random lol...I like the interactions with the rest of Konoha 11, it was funny when Choji stepped on him

I didn't know Sasuke was a fan of cookies lol

He should use his Sharingan and trick Sakura lol

Another good and funny chapter!

[Leave me alone....]

xD lol Naruto kicking Sasuke's a*s :3 epicness right there, lol.
and omg what the heck is chicken butt hair?
and omg COOKIES