Portland

Now I cannot go to Portland

Now Portland's not the place for me

My king he says it lies outside the realm

Nah, Portland's not the place for me

Perpetual fires alight in Portland

An insurrection, apparently

Gunfire like something out of Full Metal Jacket

Seems it will never be the same

Jackie and Vince

We'll have to hangout somewhere else

The king says your town's a warzone 

Jackie and Vince

Please do not blame our savior

He's got our wellbeing in mind

Domestic terrorists in Portland

Training like the Afghan Army

Probably Antifa's working with the Taliban

To overthrow the Proud Mary Cafe

Mayhem envelopes the city of Portland

So sayeth the royal orange man in the White House

So much carnage fills the city condemned to ruin

If only he'd send the National Guard to help

Jackie and Vince

We'll have to hangout somewhere else

The king says your town's a warzone 

Jackie and Vince

Please do not blame our savior

He's got our wellbeing in mind