I Pissed Myself Today

that ole troll on here scared me!

I pissed my self today

a email a phone call

is surely on it`s way

 

I pissed my self today

went out side to go to work

hell , i was scared to walk to my truck

 

I pissed my self today

looked under my truck

looked behind a tree

i just knew that troll

would be there waiting for me

 

So when i go outside

i put on my boggin

i hope that big bully

don`t smack my noggin

 

But i have come to a conclusion

that that old cyber bully is just an illusion

calls me stupid,but in my back wood  sort of way

i just smile cause i just put his a*s away

 

He thinks he`s the elvis

of the airways ,but my old stupid a*s

just blowed him away...

Reviews

[yesidid]

man this is just great ! a perfect troll poem..

[elwood blues]

thank you very much,love that photo

[jesserose99]

my goodness...stupid trolls!!! Very funny...nice write.

[elwood blues]

thank you jess,!

[KWP]

that`s right honey ! run his a*s off

;) X

[elwood blues]

lol,now i can go outside and play !!

[KWP]

you must you must .... you simply must toddle off outside

[elwood blues]

the wicked b***h, i mean witch is gone !,