It's kinda like a new form of poetry....not a haiku or senryu, but a cheekyu....!
Anyway, this made me smile to myself and conjured up some imagery, so thanks for sharing this one...
BB73
Posted 4 Weeks Ago
4 Weeks Ago
Im so thankful everyone likes this piece!! Thank you, I am hopeful the imagery you got was pleasant!.. read moreIm so thankful everyone likes this piece!! Thank you, I am hopeful the imagery you got was pleasant!!
Over here in the UK and perhaps many other places the inch has been permanently removed to the point where chafing cream needed. I blame fast food:)
Saying that, give that inch to most men and they would gladly take a mile.
Posted 1 Month Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
1 Month Ago
Many may! But there is only a select few deserving. I am so thankful you took the time to read my wo.. read moreMany may! But there is only a select few deserving. I am so thankful you took the time to read my work!
Never! Haha, I just happened to want to write something a little cheeky, with a little bit of imagin.. read moreNever! Haha, I just happened to want to write something a little cheeky, with a little bit of imaginative spice. Not too bad, I hope?
3 Weeks Ago
Yeah right. Be nice to the incels, it's like picking on special needs.
slips into innuendo with a grin. The turn from "measurement "to "motive" is quick, cheeky, and lands exactly where it means to. Light, flirty, and Friday‑bright. A wink disguised as a fact.
Posted 1 Month Ago
1 Month Ago
A wink for sure. It helps when my husband is quite the helpful muse, if you catch my drift.
Emunah,
When I see those ultra ancient fertility figurines of some goddess who promised survival by way of "widening he gap " I think, if had the tribes had spoken English, her caption would read something like this.
Vol
Posted 1 Month Ago
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1 Month Ago
Oh! Thats such a compliment! I dont think I wouldve had a place on fertility statues, but the fact y.. read moreOh! Thats such a compliment! I dont think I wouldve had a place on fertility statues, but the fact you think I couldve is a huge compliment. I appreciate that!
1 Month Ago
Emunah,
I imagine that in the caves, there were four important developments for everyone... t.. read moreEmunah,
I imagine that in the caves, there were four important developments for everyone... the importance of hiding from predators, learning what was edible, invisible forces (gods) to explain the unexplainable, and sex. Sex was the only fun they knew, and it was usually easily acquired in the main chamber while their Picasso painted the walls, and someone found a rock that was already the right shape, so their Renoir rubbed out some tits and put a slit where it belonged... kind of blended the invention of art and religion... and not much has changed since then.
Vol
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