a Prime Deal

a Prime Deal

this is to confirm your order

1 heart

amazon prime delivery

one day maybe

the fastest love you ever experienced

we might leave it at your door

if you are not home

If you are not satisfied with the product

we will pay the postage for you to send it back

we are so sure you will love her

that if you order within the next 15 minutes

we will send you 2 hearts

for the price of one

in case the first one breaks you

or is defective

If you find true love with this product

and are happy together

please write a positive review

on amazon

that way others will be inclined

to order love online

and our business will thrive

nothing personal.

erin-cilberto

7/12/21

Reviews

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Just imagine, two heart within 15 minutes of order!! It would be chaotic like hell, as one will have less time to decide which one is better! Less is better, I think, so it's a useless deal:))) .... So creative.... Liked it

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, pretty useless, I admit.
thank you, Dreamer,
j.

[Shelley Warner]

Very clever. As the BEatles would say, "All we need is love."

[jacob erin-cilberto]

thank you for your kind comment, Shelley,
j.

[Shelley Warner]

Sure, my pleasure.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Sounds like a modern technology love. Nice one Jacob

[jacob erin-cilberto]

and you should get in on it, Cowboy....they said if I got others to buy, I could get all kinds of free stuff :)))))

[Cassie]

If love was that easy to find, nowadays real true love is not easy to come by so when you find it,you keep it

[jacob erin-cilberto]

ha ha ha....exactly. Thank you, Cassie,
j.

[Chris Shaw]

Well you can buy anything on Amazon nowadays yes? Not only that you get special deals, right? I am smiling so much at this idea. Now is this your muse having fun? Or is it you saying you are ready for love again? Ha. I am going with the muse :)) And maybe you are sending up Amazon and everything it stands for. Be sure to order prime delivery for next day service:)

Closed my account with Amazon recently. Sharks come into mind.

Chris

[jacob erin-cilberto]

damn those Sharks....and yes, the muse.
thank you, Chris.
j.