The Horror

A story about new apartment bonus surprises.

Not in the shiny color apartment ad anywhere did I see a note about my neighbors. My new home. Undiscovered to me at first, I now live in a retirement nudist colony. That night in the elevator I rode with obscenely tanned balding men, rolls of tanned, hairy, belly fat, wearing gold sequined thongs. I puke internally, shielding my shrieking eyes. I’m sardined inside the steamy elevator. Sweaty. Hairy. Backs. A taste of baby oil hangs in my nostrils like an oily cloud. I'm  in a pod of bronzed saggy flat butts. My neighbors. 

 

 

Author's Note

ignore spag, re-titled from "The Home"

Reviews

[Norma M Sutton]

ROFL oh too funny! Love it!

[Helen Crutchett]

Oh goodness, I feel quite ill now!! Very descriptive indeed E.F. Thanks for submitting this very unique take on the prompt contest.

Helena :)