The Doctor

Cosmetics.

The doctor will soon

come by with

saline and advice.

 

"Don’t cross your legs-

gives you spider-veins

so many veins that your legs will

resemble a subway map

blue line, red line.

 

"Don’t wear panties

you’ll get those cheese bumps

over your backside.

Little known fact...

 

"Avoid the push-up bra-

it actually makes sagging worse.

The tendons in your arms grow weak so when

you remove the bra

the tendons don’t

support.

Ever wonder why celebrities don’t wear bras?"

 

The assistant passes out Xanax

while the patients wait -

wealthy stay-at-home moms

vegan women who know

about everything that causes cancer.

 

The doctor will soon

rebirth their dreams of stardom.

Author's Note

opinions welcome :)