Road Apple

the burnt orange road apple

is now in the same as league as the 

blue monster not obsessed

with cookies, but with saying

that bananas are crunchy

and being a superhero, but

nobody remembers that guy

because nobody remembers the

haystack, the orange cat

and the one with the two first

names, but we live in the 

current year and the 

current thing is stealing

Texas tea from a place

that starts with the

letter vendetta and

we watch the coverage

on the Texas Venezuela,

whether or not it’s the

giant magic box

or the tiny magic box,

and the burnt orange road apple

drops another one of his evil

road apple eggs on the current

timeline by cancelling the rights

of those that are of certain color,

refer to the throne upstairs

for more information, but

we all know what dog whistle

means and there’s a metaphor

there that shouldn’t be teased

out because it’s beyond

offensive, but let’s distract

ourselves with the fact that

the most famous it-girl of this

timeline is marrying a guy who’s 

team is failing at being offensive

when it’s his chief objective

to be that way…

but on the bright side,

the Fresca man and the

not-a-crook would be proud

of the burnt orange road apple

reinforcing the doctrine that

the hegemon numbered vendetta

devised two centuries before…

Ouroburos is just so proud of you,

the burnt orange road apple…

Huzzah!