Idaho Mormon Nerd Ecstasy

Idaho Mormon Nerd Ecstasy

A Poem by Kenneth The Poet

Santa Claus wandered upstairs
because he was lonely and
needed some love but this
isn't the same Santa who
writes federal gifts that
can't be given back, but
they are donkeys that
need their spare tires
changed, yet the
failed Spartan's
attention is
diverted
by a
dance
performance
that would make
Uncle Rico choke
on his attempt to
throw a pigskin
beyond the
quarter-mile mark.

Idaho Mormon nerd ecstasy indeed.

© 2011 Kenneth The Poet


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:) Dynamite!

Posted 14 Years Ago


Love the title, this was zany and a cool piece. I like the many directions this traveled

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Kenneth The Poet
Kenneth The Poet

Bismarck, ND



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Kenneth The Poet is an optimist wrapped in the candy shell of moroseness and cynicism. He lives between the two parallels marked 46 and 49, all while living in the state marked 39. He pretends that he.. more..