Self

translate these sentences into mathematics,

human beings plus anything equal negative anything
human beings times anything equal negative anything

solving the system of equations yields the following solution,

human beings are the ratio of anything and anything subtracted
of one, and we give anything a value then human being are a
varying value themselves,

the greater that value of anything, the greater that value of humanity,

self-inflated, self-important, self-irrational

what the f**k else is new?

Reviews

[Teri B]

Hmmm...math again, eh? :) This is a brilliant translation, Ken (says the mathematically-challenged English nerd!).

[roarke]

I gots a new pencil box.......

[Ed Hart]

human beings are a creature in the still early transition from a primate (archetypal) psychology to the gradients of civilization...it's an uneven, uncomfortable and often predatory process...we're the new kids on the block, and it's damn uncomfortable...not many people see that clearly

[Aidz]

Or to use an Australian vernacular square "rooted"

Enjoyed the sarcasm coated in an accountants wet dream