The Back Row

the back row fuckheads
even think the furry clusterfuck
on stage is less entertaining
that seeing paint dry and
grass grow at the same time,

and then the Barney theme song
comes on and the collective
intelligence quotient drops a
few more points and the amount
of participants in the Cupid Slide
can attest to that,

maybe the forthcoming zombie
apocalypse is closer than we think,

maybe it's already here

Reviews

[roarke]

one of the reasons I stay in a lot..........

[Hayley]

Haha, I agree. Sadly, I agree.
"and then the Barney theme song
comes on and the collective
intelligence quotient drops a
few more points"

This is just the embodiment of some of the things my dad is always saying. It brings up the question too about modern technology: helping or hurting, and the rise of the dumbest generation.

Almost comical last two stanzas, very potent...

[Chris]

chuckling because it always seems - year after year to be this way...