I don't like this carpet

I don't like this carpet

A Screenplay by Lale

"I don't drink coffee, my dear, I take tea with two spoons of honey."
...and no cinnamon biscuits
Why aren't there any flowers on this table?
These curtains should be replaced!
Why is it too windy today?
I have a headache. I told Damien to close the bloody window, but he enjoyed the curtains swaying with the wind instead.
Ah! Charlotte is asking for my knitting needles. Could you please text her a message?"
"Sure. What should I type?"
"Dear Charlotte, I DON'T KNIT!"
"I don't like the shades of this carpet. It doesn't suit the theme of the living room."
".. but.. but I like that carpet. It's legacy."
"It's my son's house, and I don't like this carpet."
"Okay."

© 2020 Lale


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You should take fewer sweeteners, too much is bad for you it rots your teeth = that's why you have to have false ones you can tell they are false because they flash in the light
I don't like the carpet but it has sentimental memories of great Aunt Mary
I have hay fever flower make me itch and sneeze - that is why we don't come to your house you have too many flowers
I enjoy hearing the birds singing outside the window - I will shut them if the wind becomes too strong
You should learn to knit - it is very relaxing - or take up a hobby - painting; writing; - keeps your mind busy and your complaining mouth shut

Well?
Aunt mary cut us out of her will - cause we answered her back


Posted 5 Years Ago


Lale

5 Years Ago

hahahahahahahah you cracked me up!

Aunt Mary is really mad at us
terrible delima you must go through

Posted 5 Years Ago


Lale

5 Years Ago

hahaha, some people are never satisfied
 wordman

5 Years Ago

it will get better
Some people are never happy.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Lale

5 Years Ago

they're so hard to deal with
Light and ashes

5 Years Ago

Yep...they sure are.

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I'll meet you there. Feel free to review whatever you think about my work. I'm here to learn. I lost my other account @goldenscar__ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw9fKuymA0I more..