The Backhanded use of a Broom

Cleaning up with humor.

I would like to literally sweep you off of your feet. 

You are standing in the wrong place. 

You can call me obsessive compulsive. 

But I know where things should be to keep a place tidy and neat. 

So, one stroke, two strokes, three…wait. 

This may be a little too late.

But is there some backhanded meaning that could make you take this wrong? 

Whatever, the quick use of the giant broom. 

Remove you from the once occupied room and now my problem is gone.