table manners

i dislike boys who don't treat girls with respect.

Does your hair fall endlessly down your back like spaghetti ?

Do you ever find tears sprinkling down your cheeks like parmesan?

Do your eyes roll backwards in your head like meatballs do in too much sauce?

Do you taste good?

Sorry, i think i worded that all wrong. 

I mean, is he only here because you taste good?

The table is only set for boys with proper manners, 

No room for any sloppy eaters.