Pet Friendly Hotels in Eastern Colorado

They really have those little dogs....

The sign read, "No Smoking Dogs!"

I looked at the desk clerk.

"Sooooo, you're saying if my dog smoked cigars we wouldn't be welcome, or I can't barbecue a dog, oooor, no lighting a dog on fire and watching it smolder?"

"The vending machine outside sells plastic cigarette smoking dogs....they stink."

I checked my pocket for quarters.

Author's Note

Nonsense.....but I did buy one of these dogs in Denver once. They do stink. The vending machine also had a tooth on a toothpick with a little script that read "Egad I lost my tooth!!!" Takes very little to amuse me.

Reviews

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

LOL what they won't sell to turn a coin!

[Crowley]

Right!!!! Up my alley I’d say.