Spelunking

I want my records back!!!!!

You told me once that icicles could fall and kill a man

I wasn’t prepared for the one you wielded so haphazardly

The vastness of your cavern of contempt illustrated sharply

A depiction of the many slaves you own on any given day

Digging deep to find the root of the cancer

With blistered psyche and aching heart valves

I finally came upon the treasure chest that concealed the answer

And so with this letter I wanted to let you know

I am fine and I need to stop by and pick up my record collection

Author's Note

Thinking about getting some chili cheese dogs...anyone else?

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

And those bats! What hazards confront those who go looking for love. Seriously, I hope you got back those records without becoming impaled.

[Crowley]

lol....I would never leave without my records!!!Thanks Sam!!!

[Chris Shaw]

Sounds like the penny dropped well and truly. Priority definitely getting that record collection back. What are chili cheese dogs like? They sound quite yummy, but maybe they are very hot as well? Love line three. Well conveyed Crowley.

Chris

[Fabian G. Franklin]

Beware the guano of a stagnating relationship dripping from the stalactites. And the icicles. I'll pass on the chili dogs. I still have a few pounds of home made lasagna to eat.

[Crowley]

That sounds better anyway!!!! Thanks Fabian!!!

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

Chilly cheese dogs ...now thats just cruel! Have you been following me to the doctor's office again? records can kill a man...icicles are just for licking!lol

[Crowley]

Lol...you were just making me hungry earlier. Thanks Q!!!