Vacation

These f*****g tourists

I love them with all my heart

I hate them like a drunken uncle

Fingering with cash...more please

Pretending to want to know me

When they feed my babies with too fat hands

And smiley button faces, I must remember

I need them, I hate them

I am in love with one, he spoils me

In time I will be a tourist with him

And ask for my fish sandwich with mayo and extra cheese

Reviews

[duff]

I live in a mountain town that thrives on tourism and the locals seem to take a backseat. We want your money and then we want you to leave. So many are cool and relaxed but the entitled ones who act out ruin it for everyone else. The experience gets tainted. I really like this.

[Crowley]

Thanks, on vacay right now and am always so conscious of that dance. Thanks again!!!!