most mind boggling mysterious mortal

yours truly quite enigmatic to himself.

mystification prevails stupefying yours truly 

befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
pathway illusory impediments strewn helter

skelter intangible obstructions hinder access

psychological barricades effective impasse

detains, deters, detours manhood maturation 

manumission manifestation materialization 
linkedin, when permanent submission arises 
beckoning corporeal leaden entity into avast 
eternal realm, where material disintegration
promises venerable salvation releasing angst

strummed plucked fretful existence denied

utmost exploration sequestered soul hermit
tickly sealed courtesy custom made NON-
GMO supercalifragilous expialidocious 
airtight, vacuum sealed with trademarked

matts scott good housekeeping approval

lifetime achievement award maintaining
quasi pristine mint like condition afford
double (FREE for the taking) full refund
if dissatisfied with stutt...tut...tut tearing

functionality, yet batteries NOT required
and assembly unnecessary, but maximum
remaining life usage, asper garden variety 
mutant requires preservation within sterile
bubble, lest exposure to human contact are
rouse dormant (latent) propensity breeding

biologically pre programmed predilection

to propagate species, this despite low libido

level, thus Memorial sale steal (actually no
expiration coincides with natural longevity)
slight depreciation before cessation arises,
which I project - little less than half life of

ordinary Earthling, whose quixotic, poetic,
ecologic, plus conscientious ethos promises

greater fulfillment, sans spirit, mind, and

body versus being addicted, hypnotized, or 
tranquilized by latest technologic contraption.