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Just a bit of humor that went threw my gray matter when I was almost hit by a hanging Boston fern after a rough tech week.

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A Tech man was killed by his Boston fern when it's automated hanger malfunctioned and fell on his head!

In that same week, his cheap a*s customer got hit by the TelsaCrypt virus. When asked if he had any dying words his distraught wife said yes. They made no sense to me. He said, “Exiting do loop, butterfly bell." Is this a black hat conspiracy or just a coincidence, perhaps we will never know?

In other unrelated news, in two different state's mayhem to Boston ferns occurred. In one state, a woman was running into plant stores ripping Boston ferns off their hangers. In the second state, a woman was shooting every Boston fern she could find. Again just a coincidence?