Dish Towels

The best food critic is a dish towel

Oh, the things I have seen

 

Mmmmmm....

and I mop up another exotic spill.

 

This time it's beef lo mein,

an amazing find.

Not quite as sweet as the candy cane,

but better than the juice from a pork grind.

 

I whistle hi-ho, hi-ho,

as I work night and day,

because it is off to work I go,

although it can be nasty wiping up decay.

 

I like to think of myself as the best food critic around.

 

 

Author's Note

haha written for a random contest so it will be gone soon!!

Reviews

[Shellie]

No! Keep it. Its wondeful. Does lose flow toward the end but it doesnt really matter anyway. The concept is excellent.

[Samantha Grace]

This was VERY amusing! Please keep it! It's extremely creative. :)

[Jaffa Forbes]

haha! Don't get rid of it! It's brilliant!
Jaff :)

[Kiara]

a true original
your creativity
shines through
very amusing
an enjoyable read
indeed : )

[Annie]

I think it's rather sweet! And very, truly original for sure! Nice idea. I hope the contest went well...