I'm beautiful

I sometime write when I'm drunk. Go figure

I rise like Holland’s crazy sea level
I know about the evil of cain like abel
Unlike huckabee victory isn’t doubtful
I’m more like obama victory is inevitable
Whether it’s from bombing or campaigning
My results will have everybody complaining
People want to hate on me like Barry Bonds
But like OJ I can do it and beat the odds
Stop worrying about if I got blood on my hands
I got the isotones gloves so I’m okay man
Ha ha, I love playing with these freakin words
Like a candy store owner looking at the girls
Mommas as they stroll in with a tan from TJ
Like Hunter S Thompson I do things my way
I look in the mirror and sing “you’re beautiful”
I love writing things that as so damn personal

Reviews

[Alyssa]

This is rapping material haha, I really really loved the humor in this and it made me smile, and I also love the fact that you were drunk. And I can hear the "I don't give a s**t" Smug tone, its freaking hilarious. I loved this, and am glad I clicked on this poem when I was searching around.