Block of Ice(landicblue)

I shall name no names! Really??

You blocked me,
yet we never exchanged a word
You blocked me,
now don't you feel absurd?

You silly little man
What did I do to you?
Have your tender sensibilities
given me my due?

Don't be such a baby
don't be such a child.
Have I breached your boundaries-
am I just too wild?

I think it's your misogyny
and your ego too.
I never liked your poetry
nor your rigid rules.

So now I bid you fair adieu
in a bit more formal way,
and to tell you I don't miss you
now that you've gone away.

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

Ha! I know, right? This only confirms my suspicions that the WC is an experiment run by behavioral psychiatrists. I imagine the conversation went thusly: "Dr. Smart, why don't we create a website where only the most narcissistic people will join, and by this I of course mean amateur writers, give them free reign to post their own work, which, of course they think is brilliant, and then allow other writers, who feel they are brilliant, free access to critique any published work they choose."

"Will there be rules, Dr. Brain?"

"Yes, but they will not be adhered to. I'm surprised you would ask, Dr. Smart."

"Well, Dr. Brain, I think it's an excellent idea for an experiment...we'll call it...Writer's Coffee Corner."

"How on earth did you even get through medical school, Dr. Smart. Clearly we should call it WritersCafe. Honestly, I wonder why I chose you as my research partner."

"Out of interest, Dr. Brain...are you an amateur writer?"

"Why yes, Dr. Smart...yes I am..."

Aaaaaaaaaand...scene.

I'm almost positive that's what's going on here. If I mysteriously disappear, have the police question the Smart-Brain Group xD

Great piece, blue. I, personally, find you delightful and would never dream of blocking you.

[Frieda P]

ROFLMFAO!!

[icelandicblue]

LOL- a wonderful scenario- much like that prison experiment they did at Stanford. At least if you blocked me I could take solace in the fact that I was blocked by the best.

[Frieda P]

Sorry I really find this whole 'blocking' thing quite juvenile at best...someone needs to revamp the site, erhum, Dr Brain...

[redflutterby]

Bahaha...I just spit my drink all over the screen. That should be a poem Kimmer. ;-)

[icelandicblue]

Thanks for laughing with me. (That's what you're doing right?) 'Tis to laugh.

[Frieda P]

I'm pretty sure Dr Brain and the kimmer are one in the same, did you read her f*****g soup recipe...ha!

[KAOlmsted]

xD

and *blush* thanks, blue...

I know, it needs a massive overhaul. Anybody know any techies willing to take it on? Oh wait...I'd die of withdrawal through the reconstruction.

[redflutterby]

Of course.... who ever blocked you must have issues!! ;-)

[icelandicblue]

I read her f*****g chowder recipe and it was f*****g awesome. I'm actually honored that someone thinks I am so dangerous I must be blocked. It gives me goosebumps lol.

[Frieda P]

Lol, then stop your bellyaching!! Lol ;-P

[icelandicblue]

NO! And you can't make me- you're not the boss of me ya know. I'm celebrating my badness.

[KAOlmsted]

Ha! I'm an absolute menace, I've been blocked by the might David Lewis Paget...beat that! xD (and thanks for the shameless plug for Clam F*****g Chowder...available on my profile page)

[Frieda P]

Hahah, you sound like one of my kids...Lol!

[Frieda P]

Pfft, that's your claim to fame the kimmer?

[icelandicblue]

I can't beat that...yet

[KAOlmsted]

That's Dr. Brain to you, Mrs. R ;-p

It's really quite simple, blue...just respectfully disagree with him. Works like a charm.

[Frieda P]

As far as I know, he only likes one person here, erhum, not dropping any names...and stop outing me the kimmer!!

[KAOlmsted]

Oh! I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me! He only likes.........

....we interrupt this review for an important WC message....whomever has written a poem about blocking or being blocked must do so at this time. Thank you for your cooperation. We now return you to your regularly scheduled review...........

...and THAT's why everyone thinks they're the same people. Am I right?

Oh, and...sorry, Miss P >.

[Frieda P]

Lol, you're on a roll the kimmer, those wooly monster socks have you crankin' em out! ;-)

[icelandicblue]

Perhaps I'll host a contest.

[KAOlmsted]

*laugh* even though I forgot the NOT in my message D'oh >.<

A contest...?

[icelandicblue]

Write a poem about being blocked.

[KAOlmsted]

I think almost everyone has been there done that...I think even I've written one or two...can we submit old ones? I haven't been blocked in a while and I sort of purged the memory of it from my mind *laugh*

[icelandicblue]

All poems would be welcome- well except for one.

[KAOlmsted]

;-)

[Frieda P]

Sounds like a good idea to be, I think I have one floating around here somewhere, it was a multiple choice for why you've blocked the person, at least we'd have an explanation that way, I was blocked by someone I thought way my friend, have no clue why to this day...

[Jack...]

I used to play with blocks when I was a kid, but not anymore.

[Aidz]

Lurved your comment so spot on I could not have written better myself

[Zahra]

haha, great story! :D

[Matthew Kult]

Hello Blue

Atleast you gave a great farewell.

Always,

Matthew
A.

[icelandicblue]

Thanks Matthew-

Parting is not always filled with sorrow.

; )

[Relic]

That's such a great way of putting it. I've been blocked and feel the same way. Good one Ice.

[icelandicblue]

LOL thanks Relic. I'm starting to think that there might be many who can relate to this one.

[Relic]

Oh, there are many, believe me. haha

[icelandicblue]

I've really tried to behave myself since my house landed on that witch.

[Relic]

haha, there are many houses here in disarray.

[ChemicalMadness]

That is TOO funny. I got blocked by someone who scolded me for reviewing one else's work????? Whatevs. Way to turn it into a smile, Ice ;)

CM

[icelandicblue]

Thanks so much. You know it was just one of those things that was fun to write.

[Frieda P]

Hahaha anybody I know? Isn't that exasperating....get a grip people, put your big boy pants on and fight like a girl in the very least! Lol...good one blue!

[icelandicblue]

Yes you do! I just went to read a poem and found that I was blocked, yet I had never exchanged a word with this person. I just couldn't help my self and wanted to write about the absurdity of humans.

[icelandicblue]

I mean I have not been controversial since I arrived!

[Frieda P]

Ha what does that matter, people are just strange! :-)

[icelandicblue]

and big fat babies : 0

[Frieda P]

Not bringing up gender, but you catch my drift. ;-)