Secret Loathing

Just a joke... mostly.

Please I beg you teach

Can't you see I'm desperate?

A medium we can't reach

And now I have no respite

How I wish I could dislike you

But no one else there is

That feels the same as I do

So I can never say this

But in my mind I'll always think

How i can't stand your face

But honestly, I'm on the brink

Of spraying you with mace