I'm ME

I'm no model
Not a model at all
My hair isn't long and
it doesn't fall,
My eyes are like two pools
of chocolaty mud,
And with these teeth
I look like Elmer Fudd,
But surprising enough,
You except me as I am,
Cause you think I'm a prize
From a big grand slam.
If you met a girl
Like a model
Thats not me
I'm sure you'd know, and sure you'd see,
That that girl...
She ain't no ME!