F*****g Olympics

 

F*****g Olympics

 

Searching for an apartment

In Vancouver is about as

Pleasant as a prostate exam

And just as awkward

 

I really don’t see how these

Shysters parading around

As landlords can make a

Decision just by marching

A whole troop of up to twenty

Brown nosing a*s kissers

Through these tiny overpriced

Moldy bedbug infested

Crumbling s**t holes

 

The ones who look best on paper

Have it in the bag

Even though they were

The ones measuring the

Bathroom for their meth lab set-up

Reviews

[Sweet_pale_cacophony]

hahahahaha i enjoyed reading this and also Jennie's review..this had a satirical note to it and simply fun to read.

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

witty bitter shot with bite~ nothing like reality poured with a razor edge!~

[jenniewren (J.W. Bouwma..]

hahah f**k yes i know this well... course only from watching friends look for places - i live on a sailboat in a marina.. cheaper rent, and when i hate my neighbours (and let's face it there are a lot of a******s out in this grand world of ours), i can untie my home and go to a new marina... *grin*

[Damien Dsoul]

The sarcasm is rather witty and unpleasantly funny. I couldn't help but find myself captured by the words of the first verse. Even now as I'm reading that verse once again, I can't stop myself from sniggering.

[Emily B]

aw, don't worry dear, I'm beginning to think the young lady blocks everybody, must be an awful big chip on that little shoulder :)

Your words are commanding. You make your point well.

[Lady leah]

Have a little anger issue do we.