Cats>Babies (Haiku)

Cats>Babies (Haiku)

A Poem by butt muncher
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i hate babies

"
Babies look old
With their wrinkly faces 
People find them cute?

They cry, sleep and poop
Nothing else, seriously.
They can't even talk

Okay, I get it
They have soft, tiny toes
It's not a big deal

Cats are much cuter
And you won't be stuck with them
For eighteen damn years

I can't wait to be
The craziest cat lady
I want at least twelve 

© 2015 butt muncher


Author's Note

butt muncher
its a joke don't get offended

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The first poem from you, that i could understand. I have absolutely no idea about the rest you submitted to the group.
Anyways, nice write. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


funny haiku good help me and review my works please and thanks

Posted 10 Years Ago


Yes! cats are cute, and so is this poem.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on August 11, 2015
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My stories suck but I share them anyway in case someone thinks otherwise. I mostly write plays because even though I find that my stronger area of writing comes with my narration opposed to the dialog.. more..