Ego

Maybe there should be a rant selection.

This is a rant.

Let me dismiss any poetic styles.

Years of cooking.
  Make that maybe three decades.

Moved.
  Helping my mom.
     Health issues.

Work.
  Only to get out for a bit.
    Bit of an escape.

Do not approach me like a flipping hardcore chef.

Your mind wanders.
  Violating so many health regulations.
    (Yes, I could start.)

Your food?
   A piece of kale does not make a meal.

Impress me.

Be original.

Otherwise,
  leave me alone.

Author's Note

I try to stay away from this kind of write. Consider this a momentary slip.

Reviews

[Matching Socks]

Lol, I'm sorry sweetheart. I know this is a rant but when you rant you sure do it in style.
And yeah, kale does not make a meal, jeez. Really?
You're hanging out with the wrong people...
(Not dissing the kale, it's good... With a steak and chocolate ice cream on either side of it)

[Jon Roggie]

Now I have to work on my rants. Grumble.

[Matching Socks]

Yes, I don't think rants should be cute.
Mine never are... :-)