Smash Your Hand with a Hammer

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live!" Charles Bukowski

Smash your hand with a hammer
And, you will suffer a truly real pain
Crash your car, and really, really, slam her
And, you will surely see yourself a mangled stain

Thrash a man, lash him into the river
See him splash and wonder if he is slain
Trash his rib, punch his eye, beat his liver
See him wither and sink under his pain

Mash your fingers with a hammer
And, your mind will say it is a sprain
Slash your wrists until there is no splatter
And, you will wake up dead and insane