Provo, Utah

More about those Utards

It's like all the prep kids

From my school days

Grew up and made a city.

And the mormons in their clingy white shirts
(But not too clingy for modesty's sake)

Are having babies with their beautiful husbands,

Because God commanded them to multiply

And replenish the earth.

(You'd think he'd said "single handedly.")

Closed-minded

Perfect

Crisp, clean and beautiful

Sugar and Spice

Clones.

Reviews

[Nick Erickson]

This is a classic already.
The imagery is so vibrant and very true in regards to the cookie cutter bunch you write about.

"And the mormons in their clingy white shirts
(But not too clingy for modesty's sake)"

Well done!!