Frenchy kiss

Inspired by a lil tipsy's southen tawk of frenchy kiss :)

Frenchy kiss and it goes like this

slurpy, sloppy,swap some spit

Stick your tongue in, thats just it

 

Drooling, pooling, lickety split

Bite the edge of the lip

Frenchy kiss, trading spit

 

To the youngin's, making out

For the elderly, faded out

Smoochy poochie pudding pie

 

Kiss your friend, suck them dry

Tongue twister, just a tipster

Wrap your pecker, if ya see a blister

 

Frenchy kiss and goes like this

Slurpy, sloppy, swap some spit

Move your tongue, before it's bit!

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Ben M]

At first I was gonna say how much I hated this.

But I found your use of words really...I don't know. Refreshing. I mean, it's kind of disgusting. Nobody ever uses disgusting words. And I'll be damned if you didn't use disgusting quite fluently. Consider this a tip of my hat. I guess.

[roy hobbs]

This is disgusting, repulsive, decadent, perverted, naughty, sickening, and maybe diabetically ridden
is what it is.

I see lovers doing this in elevators,
subways, city buses, airplane and
once I saw it on a hotel terrace.
But never a more delightful act
than dropping spit on a dry mons veneris.

[karmax]

Nabil, no not bad at all, just another descriptive way, maybe from a child's point of view...but the word frenchy kiss..inspired it all..

[Nabil]

not so bad........?

[Daytonight]

This is so cute! I love the use of alliteration! Great work. Keep on penning.

[EZ Writer]

Aww wow! This waz grrr8 AND
In a sloppy, slurpy, and gross kinda way,
this brought A BIG smile to my day!!! Lol//
Thanks for sharing this French kiss,
what more can I say!!
Hugs Easy

[karmax]

lol coyote...a little humor can def. be unsanitary! Glad you enjoyed :)

[Coyote Poetry]

When you think of the french kiss. Make the kiss sound a little unsanitary. I like how you described the French kiss. Thank you for the excellent poem.
Coyote

[karmax]

Lmfao tipsy...you and your southern drawl...got me going again!!! lmao!! Glad to make ya smile...*wipe drool...:)

[A little tipsy]

LMAO!!!ROFLMAO!!! WTF!! Your crazy a*s hell cuz...LOL. Dang I need to watch what I say cause you might make another poem of it...LOL. Very Funny poem and well discribed in the form of french kissing. Kinda make the act really gross when you put it like that...LOL. Oh keep tem comin' cuz we need the laughs.