Never WIll I Ever Follow That Rhonda Lee

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"Never Will I Ever Follow That Rhonda Lee" 

 By: Khatoon Hazara 

 

 

Never will I ever 

Follow that Rhonda Lee 

 

 

 

That high-heeled, faceless freak 

Never will I say what she says, too 

 

 

 

There are more important things to accomplish 

I am much too clever 

 

 

 

Her toes and her fingers all speak in Polish 

And her mother and her father speak in Urdu 

 

 

 

She may own so many things I will never be able to afford; such as a Gwen Stefani sweater 

But guess what; when it comes to brains; I am her better 

 

 

 

Not a one, not a two, not even a dime on my shoes 

Will I ever do anything that THAT Rhonda Lee tells me to