I'm F*****g Crazy

I write with my heart.

  It's so easy, my pen

is the love of my life

  and paper, not men.

I had a fling with a carrot,

  confessed my love to a coffee maker.

Told my couch that I loved him,

  he said, "Faith's crazy, I hate her".

Damn,

oh okay

he rejected me fine.

I'll go back to paper

and pen and just write.

I told you before

they're the love of my life.

Without them,

I am nothing.

They make everything right.