Demographic Storylines

Ads.. my dear.

What do you see on this site?

Ads for hot ladies, gorgeous white women....

Big tits fuckable a*s dick sucking lips with that c**k sucking attitude

C**k at attention my lord my lovelies...

But I have no c**k, my age is off my skin is all wrong....

Yet here  it is, the blond b***h with the big tits

My dear gentlemen...  your dick fodder is overflowing into my browser

I've got my own porn to f**k myself too

Reviews

[thecavaliar]

Morning Cheese dong.

Had a bit of time on my hands so I thought I'd have a scroll through your stuff. Got to fifty and guess how many non troll reviews you've had, 43 in all, (wow! 0.86 of a review per scribble on average,) and that includes some so-called writers who are probably fake profiles created by you.
Reality check time Jizzy, no-one is interested, got it! so it's time to head for the hills, because this isn't getting you anywhere.

[Davidgeo]

Copy and pasted.... again.... I'm just going to ignore you if you can't at least be slightly creative.

You're not so good at this. Maybe you should find something better to do champ...

[David Lewis Paget]

You call this a poem? I call it slime.