My Father's Richard With Respect to Hell

Dad dick is weird dick

Genesis 2:18

"Then the LORD God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him."

　

Matthew 5:28

"but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

　

Jeremiah 17:9

" "The heart is more deceitful than all else And is desperately sick; Who can understand it? "

　

　

Wanna here somethin kinda funny? I think I was about 8 years old when I caught my dad jerkin off.... ha, it's funny now, weird then.

　

Some people constantly say to the world "If YOU masturbate you're goin to hell you son of a b***h!"

I guess those people would say to me, "your dead sinnerman b*****d dad is in hell cause he masturbated!!!"

　

I mean, that's pretty f****n funny right? Dad dick is a strange thing... make's you think about weird things.

Reviews

[Barbara Walker]

They spew this s**t just before they spew their s**t. No thats not right...what IS the word Im looking for?

[pammy55]

He didn't think is was funny at the time and I'm not sure he does even now. It's probably a memory that will linger in the both of us.

[pammy55]

Caught by big brother out once. He was sixteen. Took ages before he'd look me in the eye again.

[Davidgeo]

Shame is funny