Educated Swear Words

born a f*****g moron went to school to become a f*****g idiot went to college to be more articulately f*****g retarded went to grad school to specialize in becoming a f*****g a*****e got a job to become a pretentious f*****g prick... or something very f*****g much like it.

my mom told me that "when you invite the circus to town and all the f*****g clowns come out of the f*****g clown car you can't really be too f*****g surprised..."

or maybe she just said something simple like, "welcome to the world...

don't be such a p***y about it."

Author's Note

me ma's fantastic.

Reviews

[Prototato]

Damn.
Tell us how you really feel, Sattyrical Smalls.

[LKBillips]

Perfectly accurate and diverting. I really enjoyed it.

[Davidgeo]

What do you mean by 'diverting'?

[LKBillips]

Humorous by the boldness of it.

[Davidgeo]

That's not what I'd use the word 'diverting' for but... sure... whatever. Malapropism is a word you should look into.

[LKBillips]

(diverting)
draw the attention of (someone) away from tedious or serious concerns; entertain or amuse: This is the diverting I was suggesting. :) ill keep that to myself from now on.

[Davidgeo]

If that's all you got from that then you only got the surface. I don't mean to be rude I just have no patience for saying things gently.

[Ana B.]

haha, this is hilarious, maybe because it's a straight to the core kind of truth, or maybe because laughing is better that being a wuss over the depressive thought of the truth.

[Davidgeo]

I'm glad my mom stopped treating me like a snowflake at a young age. I hated her for it at the time but it all makes sense now.

[Ana B.]

same with my dad. cheers to that :)

[R J Askew]

Two-fisted writing. Bam! Biff! With a whiff of truth to season.

[Davidgeo]

What you said there doesn't mean anything to me. Were you watching old Batman reruns or something? You smell like vacuous nonsense.

[Davidgeo]

(nothing personal... )

[BBP]

Probably my favorite!

Love it

[BBP]

And ur moms rad!

[Davidgeo]

Thanks doll face.

[Davidgeo]

She is pretty rad.

[BBP]

Hey we are making progress ... I'm doll face and not b***h face hahahaha

[Davidgeo]

sure, why not

[TerryDarcy-Ryan akaSh..]

I love this. Very real. Life is f*****g hard that's why I have all the armor. Thank you for sharing and God Bless !

Sheer Terror

[Davidgeo]

I'm happy you enjoyed it.

[Ohioman]

Your name wouldn't happen to be George Carlin, would it?

[Davidgeo]

He did have an interesting list of words he liked to talk about. It did and does influence me greatly.

[Ohioman]

Glad to hear you say that