How to Make Something From Absolutely Nothing

Just put an Ad on it.

'someone' did "something" and then 'that one person' said something about 'someone' doing that "something" and 'everyone' freaked out and then 'someone' made a youtube video about "something" and then 'everyone' got all wound up again so 'that one person' said some "things" in a response video about 'someone' and then even more people started talking about 'someone' and 'that one person' internet beefing over "something" and how 'that one person' and 'someone' aren't "whatever" anymore.  It was all, very "compelling"... now go buy some s**t.