Pit Bulls Talk Profiling

Are pit bulls being illegally profiled? Listen to these pit bulls discuss the matter.

Pit Bulls Talk Profiling

-          Aren’t you sick of the bad rap we get with the inevitable blaming that comes after a dog-biting or mauling incident?

-          Absolutely. Whenever there’s a news story of a mauling, nine times out of ten it’s a pit bull.

-          It completely sucks. Why don’t they report the maulings by other breeds?

-          It’s an outrage! Statistics-wise, Dobermans and German Shepherds far outnumber us when it comes to maulings. 

-          It’s profiling, d****t, and it’s got to stop!

-          Let me tell you what happened the other day.  This cop pulls me over and tells me there’s been a deadly mauling the day before, and wouldn’t you know it, I fit the description.

-          So what did you do?

-          I asked for his badge number and told him to quit profiling me. I said he’d be hearing from my attorney.

-          Then what happened?

-          He tells me to get out of the car.

-          And?

-          I got out of the car.

-          Then what?

-          I mauled him.

-          What else could you do?

-          Exactly.