NSA Nerds: Defenders of America

Are NSA nerds defending America from terror threats? Let's turn the tables and spy on them to find out.

NSA Nerds: Defenders of America

 

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-213: Hey, look what this guy’s up to?

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-214: (looks over) Wow, I didn’t know there were so many people into beastiality. (goes back to his monitor) What is that, a dog? 

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-213: Yes, but I can’t tell the breed. It’s either a large poodle or an English sheep dog. Damn, it’s a sick world.

 

Appearing at the top of their screens: WARNING:    POSSIBLE TERROR PLOT: SECTOR B, SUBSECTOR 9 EXPLORE-ASSESS-REPORT. 

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-214: Hey, that’s us!

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-213: Okay, but look at what this other guy is doing with a goat!

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-214: We should address the terror threat. We’re the only two in sub-sector 9 today.

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-213: Okay, whatever.  Oh my God!

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-214: You have a location on the terror threat?

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-213: It’s not a goat!  It’s a midget dressed up like a goat…or should I say little person?  Isn’t that what they prefer?

 

Sector B/NSA monitor-214: …