Welcome to Foo-Young Foo's

just being sarcastic.. this for all the chinese stores in the ghetto that get picked on for no reason! somebody loves ya!!

Welcome to Foo Young Foo's!
How can I help you?
Wait!
Don't tell me your order, let me guess...

You must want a homemade ice-tea,

a vanilla dutch, 3 wings with fries,
and hot-sauce on everything!!

Ha! Don't like how I just stereotyped you??
You blacke people don't know what you put me through!
And just because I yell your order in Chinese,
does not mean I talking about you!!
But, sometimes I do...

When you so impatient with your food
When I say 5 minute, I mean 5 minute
Not 4 minute!!
Not 3 minute!!
Not even 2!!

Is my Sweet and Sour Chicken not sweet enough for you?
Is my Shrimp fried rice not "Shrimpy" enough for you?
Is my Beef with Broccoli not Beefy enough for you?
Are my Egg rolls not Eggy enough for you??

Well "F" you and your soul food!!
And stop ordering your food,
and when I give you price
you turn around and add more....

Or ask me "you didn't use calculator china-man.. you sure"
Yes Bi-otch!
I sure !!
All Chinese good at math,
what you think we only use
pencil and paper for!!
Go head, blacke man and laugh
All you know how to do is dance...

And don't ask me:
"why you don't pronounce the "S"
When say "that will be 5 dollar",
instead of saying "dollars".....
The same reason why I don't understand
why you show up to work at 10 o'clock...
when yo blacke a*s start work at 9!!!

Always on street corner at night

claiming to be on your grind

The only thing you are grinding is the sole

of those timberland boots you bought four summers ago.

I'm no good for your hood??

Says who? You drug up your own community and use

money for rims and bling, but won't

start a business in your own hood, so technically I believe

in your hood more than you do!!

Next customer..
here's your food...
Welcome to Foo-Young-Foo's
Now how the F*&k can I help you??....

Reviews

[TransparentHearts]

XD Hilarious! Felt my spleen burst on laughter impact...

[Cynthia Yildirim]

lol I love this poem, it's so funny.