Arachnid Nightmare

Inspired by a spider in a ladies' rest room...

 

THERE ONCE WAS A SPIDER

WHO SAT ON THE CHARMIN,

THINKIN’ THERE REALLY

WASN’T NO HARM IN

HAVIN’ A SNOOZE

OR TAKIN’ A NAP,

TILL HE WAS AWOKE

WITH A THUNDEROUS SLAP!

 

WITH SHAKY LIMBS

HE SLID OFF THE ROLL

AND CREPT BACK INTO

HIS LITTLE HOLE

HURTING AND SADDENED

AND TAKEN ABACK

AT WHAT HE HAD DONE

TO MERIT THAT SMACK!

 

AND TO MEDITATE

ON WHAT HEARTLESS FOOL,

COULD TO SO NICE A SOUL

BE SO TERRIBLY CRUEL.

(c) 2009

Reviews

[Dream Weaver]

Entertaining, humorous and "Charmin".
Nicely done my friend...

[Maya Luna]

Thanks, I appreciate your feedback! I try to keep my sense of humor when I can.

[Dream Weaver]

I do as well, or at least I think I do :O

[SuddenCognito]

I love this, comic, yet it has a message! :)

[Maya Luna]

Thank you! I appreciate your review and I'm glad that you liked it. :)